One minute they calling you ugly the next they swallowing your dick
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Girls go to sex-toy parties and it’s perfectly acceptable. Imagine their disgust if some bros went to a fleshlight party and drank Mimosas on a Sunday afternoon.
me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*
girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands
girl 2: really?? is he crying??
girl 1: only a little bit
girl 2: wow thats hot
- plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
- plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
- plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
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As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
MY KIND OF DAD
The good thing about being ugly is that when girls laugh at your jokes you know they’re funny.
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